Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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