And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
