It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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