k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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