he wants to bone in the snuggie
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize