i jhust puked up my retainher.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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