If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
True but thats because hes a fetus.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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