I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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