rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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