I think I died a long time ago.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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