Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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