remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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