real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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