do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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