That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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