Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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