I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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