I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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