That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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