I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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