Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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