i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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