I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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