Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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