People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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