Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she told me i tasted like america
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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