problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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