Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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