A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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