Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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