I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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