No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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