I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Your cock deserves a montage
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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