love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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