I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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