So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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