Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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