he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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