didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
