i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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