She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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