if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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