shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
tell me about the fingering
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