Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Sext me about skeletons
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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