remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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