So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
