Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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