Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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