i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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