my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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