so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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