When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Randomize
