Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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