pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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