Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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